Would a TrickOrTreater BayTurtle brutally Traumatize you for life?

*FredWolfLeonardo* · 10-26-2016, 02:43 AM

Scarred for life? How ruined is your Halloween if you happen to meet this monstrosity at your doorstep?

*Wildcat* · 10-26-2016, 03:59 AM

They actually did a pretty good job with that costume. I would have gone with Leo as he was the best looking.

*Powder* · 10-26-2016, 04:09 AM

Your disguise is deteriorating.

*Jephael* · 10-26-2016, 04:51 AM

Could be worse, he could have his wang hanging out.

*LeotheLateBloomer* · 10-26-2016, 09:10 AM

These films' existences traumatizes my life. But that costume deserves a rock.

*Autbot_Benz* · 10-26-2016, 11:44 AM

was this topic really necessary?

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 10-26-2016, 11:52 AM

Unnecessary topic.

You're C42, aintcha, FWL? I'm on to your little game.

*Andrew NDB* · 10-26-2016, 11:53 AM

If kids got organized, people in PD TMNT costumes lurking in woods trying to lure children could be even bigger than the creepy clowns.

*Jephael* · 10-26-2016, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

If kids got organized, people in PD TMNT costumes lurking in woods trying to lure children could be even bigger than the creepy clowns.

I was kinda kinda dreading what your comment would be, but I really got a kick out of this idea. Kudos, man!

*Candy Kappa* · 10-26-2016, 12:09 PM

Pure nightmare fuel.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 10-26-2016, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jephael

I was kinda kinda dreading what your comment would be, but I really got a kick out of this idea. Kudos, man!

It's not too late, Jeph. Forgive him and the bromance can be reignited.

#betterlovestorythantwilight

*IndigoErth* · 10-26-2016, 01:37 PM

That's one of the better self-made BayTurtle costumes I've seen. I was going to say it would depend on the Turtle, and I'm sure that still holds true in most cases (unless it's homemade by someone who just shouldn't), but that one isn't so bad compared to other images that have already traumatized me of both homemade and store bought costumes, so I think I'd survive that one okay. The OotS store bought costumes look better than those for the first film. Reusing the first should be illegal.

Nah, don't lurk in the woods... lol While that would be HIGHLY effective, esp the first masks, we don't need to induce a fan age gap by traumatizing six-year-olds to anything Turtles.

*FredWolfLeonardo* · 10-26-2016, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

If kids got organized, people in PD TMNT costumes lurking in woods trying to lure children could be even bigger than the creepy clowns.

You're spot on, and the more I think about it, the more I realize that Bayturtles would've been very effective in the horror movie genre. Maybe a little too effective.

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 10-26-2016, 02:19 PM

This thread has been confusing me all day until I realized it has nothing to do with famous BayTurtles basher TrickOrTreater.

But yeah, no candy for that kid.

*Autbot_Benz* · 10-26-2016, 02:25 PM

id be scared more of the fred wolf turtles because they are everywhere no matter where you go fred wolf turtles come up in every store on almost every type of merchandise its a scary

*FredWolfLeonardo* · 10-26-2016, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Autbot_Benz

id be scared more of the fred wolf turtles because they are everywhere no matter where you go fred wolf turtles come up in every store on almost every type of merchandise its a scary

quality (or monstrosity in this case) > quantity

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Originally Posted by LeotheLateBloomer

These films' existences traumatizes my life. But that costume deserves a rock.

You're right, these masks would be more fitting.

*IndigoErth* · 10-26-2016, 04:27 PM

The trauma, it is real.

Eesh, that Leo mask image is big enough to print out and make a freebie.

But I wouldn't want to do that to my baby Turtle...he and his brothers need to show up in our universe and sue for defamation. I mean, egads. (The film designs may be questionable, but those masks were a seriously lousy attempt.)

If you see them on the street, just walk away. That Mikey would give you fun sized Snickers with razor blades (and act like Mikey merged with Dave the Dream Beaver), and that Leo prob keeps a pair of rusty saw tooth machetes in their windowless van.

*Candy Kappa* · 10-26-2016, 05:00 PM

It doesn't help that the guy wearing the mask stares intently at us, either of horror of intent to kill...

*Andrew NDB* · 10-26-2016, 05:31 PM

Jesus...

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 10-26-2016, 05:41 PM

God, that is f*cked. I really don't want to know whether those bloodshot eyes are real or something done in Photoshop. Either way, someone should have looked at that and said, 'You know, that may not be the right look, the right vibe, for a ninja turtles costume. Maybe we should try something out that doesn't look like the embodiment of rape.'

The Mikey mask is slightly less an assault to the eyes but still creepy. Look at that face. That is the face of a crazy old farmer jumping out of a cornfield with a pitchfork to chase kids walking down the street.

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10-26-2016, 02:43 AM	#1
FredWolfLeonardo This ***** used to be Fun Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Woke paradise Posts: 5,389	Would a TrickOrTreater BayTurtle brutally Traumatize you for life? Scarred for life? How ruined is your Halloween if you happen to meet this monstrosity at your doorstep? Last edited by FredWolfLeonardo; 10-26-2016 at 03:32 AM.

10-26-2016, 03:59 AM	#2
Wildcat Foot Elite Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: AZ Posts: 3,516	They actually did a pretty good job with that costume. I would have gone with Leo as he was the best looking. __________________ Nothing can survive the will to stay alive, cause if you try, you can do anything.

10-26-2016, 04:51 AM	#4
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Could be worse, he could have his wang hanging out. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

10-26-2016, 11:44 AM	#6
Autbot_Benz Hellblazer Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Ventura California Posts: 9,193	was this topic really necessary? __________________ I respect what FW cartoon did for the turtles franchise but it is the most overrated and hard to watch of the 3 turtles cartoons.

10-26-2016, 04:09 AM	#3
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,956	Your disguise is deteriorating.

10-26-2016, 09:10 AM	#5
LeotheLateBloomer Foot Elite Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 3,117	These films' existences traumatizes my life. But that costume deserves a rock.

10-26-2016, 11:52 AM	#7
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy Annalist Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 16,435	Unnecessary topic. You're C42, aintcha, FWL? I'm on to your little game. __________________ *ALL THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED*

10-26-2016, 11:53 AM	#8
Andrew NDB Weed Whacker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 34,574	If kids got organized, people in PD TMNT costumes lurking in woods trying to lure children could be even bigger than the creepy clowns. __________________ [ ODYSSEY \| ORIGIN \| THE IMAGE/VOL. 3 CONCLUSION \| THE SHELLSHOCKED PODCAST \| ON FACEBOOK ]

10-26-2016, 12:09 PM	#10
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	Pure nightmare fuel. __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

10-26-2016, 01:37 PM	#12
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,296	That's one of the better self-made BayTurtle costumes I've seen. I was going to say it would depend on the Turtle, and I'm sure that still holds true in most cases (unless it's homemade by someone who just shouldn't), but that one isn't so bad compared to other images that have already traumatized me of both homemade and store bought costumes, so I think I'd survive that one okay. The OotS store bought costumes look better than those for the first film. Reusing the first should be illegal. Nah, don't lurk in the woods... lol While that would be HIGHLY effective, esp the first masks, we don't need to induce a fan age gap by traumatizing six-year-olds to anything Turtles.

10-26-2016, 02:19 PM	#14
TheSkeletonMan939 A New Day, A New Headache Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Over there Posts: 3,963	This thread has been confusing me all day until I realized it has nothing to do with famous BayTurtles basher TrickOrTreater. But yeah, no candy for that kid.

10-26-2016, 02:25 PM	#15
Autbot_Benz Hellblazer Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Ventura California Posts: 9,193	id be scared more of the fred wolf turtles because they are everywhere no matter where you go fred wolf turtles come up in every store on almost every type of merchandise its a scary __________________ I respect what FW cartoon did for the turtles franchise but it is the most overrated and hard to watch of the 3 turtles cartoons.

10-26-2016, 04:27 PM	#17
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,296	The trauma, it is real. Eesh, that Leo mask image is big enough to print out and make a freebie. But I wouldn't want to do that to my baby Turtle...he and his brothers need to show up in our universe and sue for defamation. I mean, egads. (The film designs may be questionable, but those masks were a seriously lousy attempt.) If you see them on the street, just walk away. That Mikey would give you fun sized Snickers with razor blades (and act like Mikey merged with Dave the Dream Beaver), and that Leo prob keeps a pair of rusty saw tooth machetes in their windowless van.

10-26-2016, 05:00 PM	#18
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	It doesn't help that the guy wearing the mask stares intently at us, either of horror of intent to kill... __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

10-26-2016, 05:31 PM	#19
Andrew NDB Weed Whacker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 34,574	Jesus... __________________ [ ODYSSEY \| ORIGIN \| THE IMAGE/VOL. 3 CONCLUSION \| THE SHELLSHOCKED PODCAST \| ON FACEBOOK ]

10-26-2016, 05:41 PM	#20
TheSkeletonMan939 A New Day, A New Headache Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Over there Posts: 3,963	God, that is f*cked. I really don't want to know whether those bloodshot eyes are real or something done in Photoshop. Either way, someone should have looked at that and said, 'You know, that may not be the right look, the right vibe, for a ninja turtles costume. Maybe we should try something out that doesn't look like the embodiment of rape.' The Mikey mask is slightly less an assault to the eyes but still creepy. Look at that face. That is the face of a crazy old farmer jumping out of a cornfield with a pitchfork to chase kids walking down the street.