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[Vespera Blaze]

heh. No blushes Machias, just up the calibre of weaponry if he doesn't quiet down.

*fiddles with something behind her back, huge grin on her face*

[Kameko]

What about whip cream, Machias, and a cherry or two? You can have a turtle sundae! :P

[Machias Banshee]

:teek:

Mike: :evilgrin: We'll just have to try it out, then, wont--
*swats Mike's arm*
If you want ANY sort of 'comforting' in the other thread, you'd best clam up.
*Sees everyone grinning at them*
Heh...$h!t...

[Kameko]

*falls out of her chair laughing* :P

[kyabetsu]

:lol: who're you kidding Machias? it'd take a pack of wild dogs and industrial restraints to keep you from "comforting" him...

we all know, you're all talk... (mike just grins)

[terran631]

:lol:

*takes a very stunned Splinter's hand and leads him back to the other thread*

[Vespera Blaze]

:lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*sees Splinter looking and her jaw hits the floor*

Oh gawd, i hope he doesnt believe all that...

*Mike grabs her around the waist, flings her over his shoulder, and runs off to the other thread*


Mike; Dont wait up....!

[Kameko]

Bye Splinter! You might be a bit safer there! *snicker* Though the rest of us sure won't be.... :goofygri:

[Vespera Blaze]

hmm.. Note to self, species barrier has no effect on the teenage males hormones... interesting.

[Kameko]

Uh-oh, sounds like Vespera went into 'scientist' mode!

[Machias Banshee]

((We're both reptiles, that's all that counts :P ))

[Vespera Blaze]

Nah, thats MJ. My interest in the subject is a tad more....primal :P

[Kameko]

:sweatdro:

[HorseTechie]

:o :o Leo :o and Don now :o

*spares everyone from the wrath of my Anti-GAY-Don crusade*

Leo and Mike however, no probs with that. Especially Leo, Mike, and Venus. Or just Leo and Venus... or Leo and Renet (and April). :goofygri: What's so hard about setting up Leo? :goof:

[Kameko]

Hmmm... I'd say his best bet would be April. She's the most likely candidate, anyway. On the other hand, I do have Donny paired with her in one of my turtle-verses. :wink:

[kyabetsu]

silly-head. not JUST Don and Leo... Don and Leo and ME... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[HorseTechie]

Whew.. I hope so. All this estrogen running around, and seeing none of it put to good use is a pity, I say. :P

[Kameko]

Too bad I'm thier sister... :evilgrin:

[kyabetsu]

you have biological connection to them? I didn't think even THEY knew who their BIO-parents were....

[Machias Banshee]

right...they only know of Splinter as their 'father'...

[Kameko]

Weeeeeell... No, no there's no biological connection... :evilgrin:

D: Um, I don't like the look on your face, 'Meko...

[Machias Banshee]

they call me their 'sister' and 'daughter', but i have my lovely relationship with Mike... :evilgrin:

[Kameko]

Heh, to be honest, I do have an idea for an alter-verse fic pairing me and Don... :ttwisted: :evilgrin:

D: :teek:

[kyabetsu]

:lol: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family... :wink: :P :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

:teek:

*thud*

...

[Kameko]

:lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*shakes head, standing up again*

thats it, I'm gonna do a romantic piece with me and mike...I've never done this before, but its fun... :evilgrin:

[Kameko]

I'm already frightened. :wink: :P

[Machias Banshee]

What can i say, i'm a virgin in the aspects of cyber erotic fiction...virgin in other aspects too...ANYWAYS! I'm gona consider doing that, but after i get some of my other stories updated...

[Kameko]

Total virgin here. *sai* I really wanna write that Donny/Kameko fic... but I have so many other stories waiting to get into the computer... AUGH!!!! I'm only one person! AUGH!!!

[kyabetsu]

um I can PLAY the virginal... (it's a kind of piano-- go read a book!)... actually i'm a lyre. I don't play music for crap.

[Machias Banshee]

100% virgins, unite!

heh, yeah, i know what you mean...I've wanted to do something with Raph, mike, maybe leo...I dunno, i just seem to be a horny cyber love-puppy... :P :D

[Kameko]

:tanime: *can't believe she just announced she's a virgin* And why is it that that's so shameful in today's society. Personally, I view it as a good thing!

[Machias Banshee]

It IS a good thing, you dont have to worry about all sorts of nasty diseases out there, you can wait until youre married if you really want, and you dont have to worry about guys who only want you for your body...do you and toss you to the dogs. NO thanks...

[kyabetsu]

(sanitized for your protection) heh. heh.

[terran631]

Oh wow what a conversation. I couldnt even pretend to still be a virgin. You guys know about my bundles of trouble on the way.

[Kameko]

Awww.... rugrats!

[Machias Banshee]

Yup...we know :D the pictures looked good?

Rugrats? Oh gawd, dont get me started
*snuggles chibi Splinter*

[kyabetsu]

baf! baf!

toassss-eee!

baf.

[Kameko]

:lol: Oh, man, I haven't budged from this chair for ... :o SEVEN HOURS?!?! Geez! Where'd the time go???

[azure turtle]

*comes barging in*
Mwahahaha!! I just saw your drawing, Kya, and my sides hurt from laughing! That's such an awesome pic... Too bad the theme of "torture Azure" seems to run rapant around these parts... :goofygri:

Geez, looks like Sensei has it made... :embarass:

[kyabetsu]

you like it and you know it.

[Kameko]

Awww, a shy little ladies man! *reaches over and kisses Azure on the cheek* Yeah, like Kya said, you know you like it...

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
Errr... I think I'll go hide now.
*runs away*

[Kameko]

*snicker* I love doing that to him. :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

I love the pic Kya did of her and him...so cute! :D :lol:

[Kameko]

I LOVE that pic! I gotta print that one out!

[kyabetsu]

lol... i've given thought to other "torture the azure" drawings... making poor azure play "dress up," making poor azure play "towel boy" at the women's bath, making azure buy "feminie Hygenie items" at the local 7-11... LOL ( i am SO NOT SERIOUS about any of those. well, not the last one.)

[Machias Banshee]

How about a group Glomp? :evilgrin: all the girls glomp azure...

[Kameko]

Ooh! Ooh! Azure Dress Up!!

Hmmm... Where'd blue boy go, anyhow? I need to embarass him some more...

[Machias Banshee]

Dont forget to mention 'titmouse' and 'blue-footed booby' to him... :evilgrin:

[Kameko]

:lol: Or Lake Titicaca (sp?)

[Machias Banshee]

Well, SC's here smewhere, i'm sure she knows a bunch... :evilgrin: :lol:

[Kameko]

:ttwisted:


(((On another note, I lost my little turtle ring today!!! WAH!!!)))

[kyabetsu]

oh no. :cry: gertrude stein feels your pain. so do i. it sucks. i hope you find your ring soon. then we will all have a party. YOU and me and gertrude and your ring. Joyous day.

and yes, lake Titicaca is spelled that way. yes. you must also mention to Azure the many ~*titilating*~ adventures that await him at the Grand Teton Nat'l park... (Teton's french for tits? I heard that somewhere... alll I can say is that if that's true, I'm glad the french didn't discover the Grand Canyon....)

[Machias Banshee]

*falls over laughing* :lol:

[Vespera Blaze]

*snort*

aaahhh!!!

*frantically wipes beer off monitor.*

That was evil Kya...

*snicker*

[Kameko]

:lol: :lol: Azure's doomed...

[Kali]

Oh geez... *is glad she wasn't here for the eariler conversation*

I'm sorry you lost your ring, Kameko, I hope you find it. I'd be buggy if I ever lost my little turtle ring.

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, SC's here smewhere, i'm sure she knows a bunch... :evilgrin: :lol:

Well, I am currently contemplating making some cockaleekie soup.

[HorseTechie]

Uhh... *snert* and I thought it was funny when there was a teacher in my school who's last name was Virgin. Let's just say it's a good thing he didn't name his daughter Ima or Irma. :P

[Skeletoncrew]

I should add that cockaleekie soup contains cream. :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: reminds me of the convo me and Kya had, about toasted hazelnuts, and Mike's comments of roasted walnuts and burnt coconuts... :lol:

[kyabetsu]

sickos :roll: ... I'll just be over here quietly feeding vienna sausages to my Weiner Dog, Mr. Frisky... :P

[azure turtle]

*walks in*
:blanksta: Perhaps I should start a new thread for website updates...
*quickly runs out*

[kyabetsu]

OKAY... topic : the technodrome's RPG ART got updated. Me and Machias' representin'... aw yeah baby...

and azure-bunny added me to his infamous rogue's gallery... THANK YOU AZURE!!!

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
I don't think anyone's ever called me "azure-bunny" before... :oops: Ah, but thank you for sharing your talents with us! I just love your drawings!

[HorseTechie]

yeeeeah.... this thread has ventured some off topic. Unless it is the ways we are to update our websites that we talk of. heh... :goofygri:

[kyabetsu]

i'll have you know that "TORTURE THE AZURE" is ALWAYS on topic... it's in the by-laws... :P

[Machias Banshee]

Very nice update, i agree... :D :lol: I'm planning on drawing a lot this upcoming weekend/week/weekend, so be on the look out from strange emails with unusual pics of Splinter, among other things... :evilgrin:

[terran631]

Drawing and writing...right MAchias?????? :evil:

[Skeletoncrew]

Oh, well...I've been meaning to thank Azure for putting a link to ossifiles on his site! At least one person visited from that link!

[Machias Banshee]

*cowers behind notebook* Yes, writing too! I was able to finsally get my stupid flopy to work, so i'll be doing som serious updating, i swear!
*offers a chocolate mango of peace*

[kyabetsu]

hee hee.

i'm SUCH A LITTLE STINKER!!!

azure's gonna beat me to death with sticks. but CHECK YOUR EMAIL!!!!
(evil EVIL laughter) :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

*chuckles evilly*

I luv it! Azure the little luvbunny... :evilgrin: :lol:

[Kali]

Oh dear... :lol: Yeah, I needed that after the night I've had.

[Machias Banshee]

I cant wait to see my pic as his pimp... :evilgrin: What WOULD a female pimp be called?

[kyabetsu]

:lol: :lol: You could be his Pimp-elle ... :lol: :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

I like "pimpette" :D

[kyabetsu]

Azure's got a theme song now...

"i'm just a Jigolo and everywhere I go
people know the part i"m playing
paid for every dance
selling each romance
oh, what'd they sayin' (bout me)..."

Azure: turtle of Negotiable Affection... :lol:

[terran631]

:lol:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Nice! ;D

[azure turtle]

Great oogly moogly...
*blushes deep crimson*
Kya, my dear, you redefine the word "torture." :oops:

Seriously though, I loved it!! Heh heh... it was a funny pic. Of course, I don't think I'll ever dress in drag for Halloween. :razz:

This drawing shall be placed in the hallowed halls of my art gallery the next time I update! :anime: Kali's put me in a kilt, but no one's ever put me in women's clothing... Scary thought, but funny.

*wonders if all future drawings are going to focus on torture*

[kyabetsu]

(takes a deep bow.)
I do the best i can....

and for you, Azure-bun-bun... :P there is NO TORTURE that i would not endevour (sp?) to draw should your little heart desire it. (i don't think that came out in quite the light I was aiming for :| ... but hey... it was sincere :lol: .)

seriously stud, whatever you want drawn, I'm on it like Sally
Struthers on twinkies.
8)

[azure turtle]

LOL!!
*blushes*
Aww, thanks, Kya! You're very sweet. :goofygri:

[kyabetsu]

:o AZURE!!!
quit chewing on my hair!!

"sweet" huh? I've always thought of myself as "spicy" I guess it's the new shampoo.

[Skeletoncrew]

Heh heh heh! Azure, you look an awful lot like my dominatrix Venus!

BTW, I've finally got Machias' and Kyabetsu's art up on my pitiful TMNT site!

I've also just updated my ossifiles site. I'm playing around with the site design as well as the way I'm writing it. I seek opinions on the changes I am making! Please check it out and let me know what you think!

[Machias Banshee]

:eek:

You put up THAT pic?!?!?!

*blushes Magenta*

Oh man....I look like an absolute terror/ho.....

[Kameko]

:lol: You have to admit, though, it was well drawn! :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

Why THAT one tho?! I was so uneasy about drawing that....I guess its okay tho...

[Kameko]

Aww, but it turned out really good! I think that's the first time I've gotten to see one of your drawings.

[Machias Banshee]

Thanks... :toops: Heck of a lot better than my older pics...maybe i'll redraw them in my better style...I just was unsure about a pic of me over Splinter's knee being open to the internet...

[Kameko]

:P I thought it was kinda funny, myself.

[Machias Banshee]

I sure as heck didnt! *pout* Thats not really a typical scene for me, i just...dont get to show the softer side of myself often enough...I can actually be a very loyal and shy young lady...

[Kameko]

*snorts* Uh-huh, suuuure ya can... :roll: :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, *points finger* look at Me with Chibi Splinter...I can be very well behaved, i assure you, I just need to get off on the right foot....

[Kameko]

Which apparently doesn't happen very often... :D

[Machias Banshee]

I'll show you! I'll show you all! I'll be the best behaved Saurohominid Velociraptoid you've ever seen! *folds arms*

[Kameko]

:sweatdro:

[Machias Banshee]

*arms drop* Its a good thing, really. :roll:

[Kameko]

If you say so... :tconfuse:

[Machias Banshee]

*sigh* I really gotta clear up the whole mystery about me and...shtuff.

[Kameko]

Y'know, I think Kyabetsu left...

[Vespera Blaze]

I'm starting to think yer right Kameko

[Kameko]

Well, she's the only hidden member I know of, and there aren't any hidden anymore. I guess I'll just get Kameko out of the kitchen somehow and on to the study. Who knows, Maybe she'll come back.

[Machias Banshee]

Hmm, it just feels so empty without Terran to tortu--I mean, enjoy quality Computer time with us... :embarass:

[Kameko]

Ooh! Hey, she's back! *makes a mad dash for the other thread*

[kyabetsu]

yeah... sorry about that... long monologue... shoot me. or sue me if you're feeling REALLY nasty.

[Vespera Blaze]

s'okay, most of my posts seem to be in the epic length category too

[kyabetsu]

oh baby ... epic don't even cover it... i've got "Nordic VIKING SAGA" syndrome ... :embarass:

[Kameko]

My posts have been getting pretty hefty as of late, too. And meanwhile, I'm blowing off my schoolwork to be here... Bad Kameko! Bad! *slaps her own wrist* Owwwwwww....

[kyabetsu]

watch out you'll give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome... :P

[Machias Banshee]

*baps kameko with Nerfbat*
Go. Work. :evilgrin:

[Kameko]

*ducks nerfbat* Hey! I'll get it done! ...eventually. And Oh yeah, with two computer classes and this place, carpal tunnel'd be REAL good...

[kyabetsu]

cat on crack? uh. no. drugs are not an issue with my character. i think there's enough melodrama in her build don't you? :roll:

[Vespera Blaze]

lol. the last thing we need to deal with with your char are highs, lows and ODs.... :P

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, we have enough of those as it is... :P :D

[Kameko]

:lol: Hey, it's just an expression, allright? :P I wasn't implying anything, really. :) Now back to the story! Shoo!

[terran631]

Hmm, it just feels so empty without Terran to tortu--I mean, enjoy quality Computer time with us... :embarass:



Awwwwww..nice to know I was missed *sticks out tongue at Machias* I'll give you torture...soon as I figure out what's going on.

[Skeletoncrew]

:eek:

You put up THAT pic?!?!?!

*blushes Magenta*

Oh man....I look like an absolute terror/ho.....

You want me to take it down? For a small fee I can... :evilgrin:

Just kidding! Seriously, if you don't want any picture you've drawn, or containing you, up...just let me know! It will go bye-bye!

[Kameko]

Stupid servers... the poor lady in here (that's watching the lab) killed our server and is having trouble totally reviving it. Some things work on some computers, but other things do, and vice-versa... It's a mess.

[terran631]

Machias where exactly are you and Mike in the MP thread?

[kyabetsu]

foolin around. duh.

[Machias Banshee]

oh shush! :P

*Terran*
You were missed...Me and Mike are in the Living room...

*SC*
Nah, its okay...I just wish you didnt portray me as such a bad person... :P I can be good, really...I just need the right opportunity...

[Kameko]

Hey! I posted! Go Post! Now! I have to leave in 50 minutes!

[terran631]

I agree. Machias has been good for about....oh...30 pages or so. :)

[Machias Banshee]

I havent don---oh VERY FUNNY....... :P

[Kameko]

It's a miracle! *Hallelujah plays as a beam of light surrounds Machias* :lol:

[terran631]

Kameko...that's another story. :D I have the feeling she's gonna get her and Leo in some trouble before this two weeks is up

[Kameko]

Heeey.... *snicker* Well, duh! Where's the fun in being good? I just hope he runs out of that tonic. Maybe I can hide it...

[Machias Banshee]

:P I can be good... *pout*

Mike; Heh, I'll help...

Yeah, Lowd knows who'll be next...You know, there's a LOT of evil stuff that could be brought up with this strange pairup... :evilgrin:

[Kameko]

grrr... Kya is pure evil. What was Splinter thinking?!? This is a recipe for disaster!

[Machias Banshee]

*Evil laughter echoes throughout the thread*

Mike and Machias: :evilgrin:

I'm sure Raph would just LOVE to hear about this too... :evilgrin: :lol:

[terran631]

I don't like you two plotting it scares me. Well, now that Kya's had a taste at dealing out punishment maybe I won't have to be the mean one all the time. Although...Machias was a lot meaner than me. :D

[kyabetsu]

lol i saw it on the parent trap.. and we all know disney isn't evil.... :lol: :evilgrin: :lol: :evilgrin: :lol: :evilgrin: :lol:

[Kameko]

I am so dead... *curls up in a corner, whimpering*

[Machias Banshee]

*Mike smooches her cheek* Heh, i love this... :evilgrin:

What evility did i do as punishment? :???:

[terran631]

As Splinter? For drinking? The poor guys will NEVER use RUBBING alcohol again after what happened to them :D And will you answer Raph already?

[Machias Banshee]

Oh THAT....heh, i guess. I've lost a little practice as Splinter, i just see you as such a better one for filling the role. ;)

I did answer, so you answer already, why doncha?! :P :D

[kyabetsu]

psst terran send kameko and leo to the dojo for a workout or something.

[Kameko]

Given the situation, it's kinda hard to just get up and go. I need Splinter to send us to practice or something!

[terran631]

*magically poofs Leo and Kameko to the dojo* I like this forum magic. :D

[Machias Banshee]

*poofs a pair of recliners, and two drinks*

Heh, love modding magic too... :D have a seat! :D

[kyabetsu]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

RUNS AROUND THE FORUM HUGGING EVERYBODY!!! (TWO SQUEEZES FOR KALI) MY CHARACTER'S PART OF THE FAMILY!!! SHE HAS A REASON TO HANG AROUND 24/7 AND GET IN TROUBLE OR JUST MAKE FUN OF THE FOLKS THAT DO!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Vespera Blaze]

whoa. So does that fall under "mission accomplished"?

[Machias Banshee]

Welcome! :D
*manifests another chair, and drink*

[terran631]

Why am I very scared right now that Kya is happy to be able to get in trouble?

[kyabetsu]

i'll gladly take splinter duty whenever you need me to make people sleep together wha hah hahahaha :lol: :lol: :evilgrin: :lol: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

MIke&Machias: :thyper: :lol:

Hey, you get my PM, Terran?

[terran631]

Yeah I got it :) I keep trying to reply but God forbid my computer be able to do multiple things at one time and it keeps shutting down. I'm gonna try again in a few.

[Machias Banshee]

Okay... :) Gawd, its like i got another set of parents here now... :P :D

[terran631]

??? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? :-?

[Machias Banshee]

Its good... ;) :lol: You can keep me in line...heh, right!

[terran631]

I already surrender to that. Nothing can keep you in line. :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*does 'cute innocent litle girl' look*
I can be good... *pout* Just as good as the next teenage daughter! :D Hey, if Splinter can handle me on his own, both of you will be a cinch! :lol:

[kyabetsu]

i got a recipe for iguana.... apparenty y'all taste just like chicken... with twice as many drumsticks!! :P

[terran631]

why did that confuse me? :-?

[Machias Banshee]

Uh, you arent the only one...*scratches head*


*blinks* Oh Geez, NO ONE IS EATING ME!!!!! *hides behind Terran, whimpering*

[kyabetsu]

i was offering to pan-fry "the next teenage daughter" igauna-gums over there....


oh and terran, sweetie... as the splinter in residence... would you set leo down hard or is there a magical password to make him bend over an take this... because splinter doesn't say, "oh, well. good point there. have another biscuit. I'm sorry. forget I said that".... basically are you being a butt on purpose or is there actually a right answer?

[Machias Banshee]

*whimper* I dont like you anymore... :cry: *lower lip trembles*

Hmm, i think Splinter needs to be forcefully blunt with him...but understanding about his feelings as well. *ducks behind the wonderful, kind, understanding, and 'not feeling evil, hopefully' Terran...again*

[terran631]

*looks confused behind her* What are you hiding behind me for? You're the mod. Poof anyone who tries to eat you away into...eh the cavern you and Raphael never finished cleaning.


LOL...No kya, I'm not giving you a hard time on purpose. Just feeling ornery. There's no right answer or magical password. I'll be good. Not often I get to play the stubborn child. Best to stop trying to reason with him and tell him that's it end of discussion. You just can't reason with teenagers.

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, i resent that teenager remark! :P Yeah, put your foot down...if it happens to connect with Leo's heiney, so be it.

*whiny lil kid voice* I'm not mod here, that's Kali! I cant poof anyone here...*whimpers*

[kyabetsu]

my machias, you're the fickle one aren't you?

OOO!! OOO!!! I WANT TO BE A PIMP_ETTE!!!

NO! NOBODY GETS TO EAT ME!!!

are you naughty or not?



:lol: ok terran... one splitner style setting down, coming right up.

[Machias Banshee]

*blush*

*Splinter appears with the tonic and looks at Kya*
Sp: you were saying...?

[terran631]

:lol: Welcome to the family Kya

[Machias Banshee]

*Splinter arches an eyebrow at the three girls, and sighs, smiling and shaking his head*

Sp: Just watch what you say, young ones, i wouldnt want to have to use this with you as well...

[terran631]

*smiles and nods meekly at Splinter. Turns behind her and glares at Machias* You just wait until you do something wrong in the other thread.

[kyabetsu]

give it 0.00004 seconds...

[Machias Banshee]

*Splinter watches, hiding his amusement at their bantering*

*jaw drops* I didnt bring him here, he's...independent... :P I havent done anything wrong, so :P I'm not letting him get ANY opportunity to wash my mouth out...

[terran631]

SP/Terran: We'll see.

[Machias Banshee]

*fold arms, taking rebelious teenager/Raphael stance*

Yes, mom and Dad..... :P

[terran631]

*splinter hands Terran his cane and she baps Machias lightly on the head*

[kyabetsu]

lol so that whole magic marker thing happened at a slumber party i was at

this girl was the "first to fall asleep" in a room away from the TV... we were watching CLERKS and this other girl thought that the whole 'RUSSIAN DEATH METAL guy' was the funniest thing... he sings this stupid two-line song "my love for you is like a TRUCK--- BERSERKER!!! Let US go and make some... <beep> ----BERSERKER!!!!

anyways laughing girl dissappears at one point in the night and comes back with a marker in her hand, she'll all, "so, how DO you spell BERSERKER?" and sleepy girl stumbles into the room with BEEZER written across her forehead.

laughed til I thought i'd died.

[Machias Banshee]

Ouch! *rubs head* Hmph...so much for all that stuff about another pair of parents here being a good thing...

[terran631]

Yeah Kya that really cut him down fast. :lol:
*hands Splinter back his cane* What do ya know. It actually works.
*Splinter winks and disappears*

[Machias Banshee]

You two are vicious together...I'm never putting you two near each other ever again...

[kyabetsu]

*wields a permanent marker* (does the Wicked Witch Voice) BWHAHAHAHAHahahaha.... come here, my pretty little 'Beezer'...

[Machias Banshee]

:teek:

*runs back to the RPG thread*

[terran631]

*looks around* Uh,....ninja vanish *runs out*

[kyabetsu]

whoops. scared the fish.

[Skeletoncrew]

Jeez...I don't have the time to keep up with that thread any more!

On topic: I have totally updated Ossifiles tonight! I've got some new graphics, a whole new page, and I've re-written pretty much everything! Yeah, I know its not a TMNT website...but hey, I tried to stay on topic!

[Kali]

*sniff* I don't have time to keep up with anything! :cry: I've had to withdraw my character from the Machias' Punishment thread. It's just moving way too fast for me to keep up with.

[Machias Banshee]

Aww.... :( We can try to slow it down for you, or one of us who're the last to leave can give a quick overview of what happened...? You're gonna kill Raph with this... :cry:

[Kali]

I know, but I need to do this anyway, I had partially planned to do it. That thing my character's going through? She's losing her powers, a side effect from her injections, coupled with Venus' spells. I need to take a break from the RP's myself, though I will try and at least keep up.

I know Raph's gonna be sad, but I'm still staying in the other RP for now, so he can be happy there. Of course, I'm in the middle of a mental breakdown in that one...

[Machias Banshee]

Youre not having a good time in any of these RPGs...
*hands Kali a chocolate-covered Raph*
Raph *smiles at Kali*: I melt in your mouth, Not in your hand... :evilgrin:

[Kali]

*giggles* That image will definitely help me get through work today.

[Machias Banshee]

Raph: Dino girl's saying she's drawing a pic of Chocolate covered turtles, and plannin on giving you one...

*swats his arm* Party-pooper! *licks chocolate from hand* Mmm...gotta find Mike.


Well, off to Marine bio, and then.... I'm FREE!!! :D

[terran631]

Aww Kali....I know what you mean about the RP moving fast. I was gone for an evening and was hard pressed to catch up. I do hope you come back though after things settle down for you. I can't imagine how Raphael is gonna react to this though.

[Machias Banshee]

Dont worry, we'll take care of him for ya... ;) You just get yourself reorganized, okay? We're all rooting for you...!

[HorseTechie]

Jeez...I don't have the time to keep up with that thread any more!

On topic: I have totally updated Ossifiles tonight! I've got some new graphics, a whole new page, and I've re-written pretty much everything! Yeah, I know its not a TMNT website...but hey, I tried to stay on topic!
Man.. you guys aren't the only one who gets lagged behind. Thank goodness for the 'too busy to be online a lot' RPG's!

*wonders... if I should make a new Update thread, or get Kali in gear and snip off another round of Rabid Random Ramblings?* :P :goofygri:

[Skeletoncrew]

I need an opinion or two. I found the sheet that I had written some dialog for chapter 3 of Relaxation on...I think its pretty funny, but it really won't fit into the chapter the way I ended up writing it. I thought I might put it on my site as a "deleted scene". Should I? Is anyone interested in seeing it?

[Machias Banshee]

Ohh i wanna see! :D

[terran631]

I AM!! I AM!!! :D *waves hand and jumps up and down*

[kyabetsu]

YES!!!!!

pretty pluh-leee-zah!!!!
oh by the by am I allowed to illustrate anything from your stories (in general or in specific?)

[Machias Banshee]

Umm...:embarass: be careful with what you ask for...

[Skeletoncrew]

Kyabetsu, I would be most honored if you decided to illustrate anything from any of my stories!

Okay, I'll type it up and upload it...I think its silly anyway...

[kyabetsu]

Hell, Machias... i've done Azure in drag, you as "la maja desnuda," and Pimp Daddy splinter... do you think that turtle-tuckus is gonna make me shy all-uv-a sudden?

[Machias Banshee]

Not Turtle-tuckus.... :sweatdro:

[Skeletoncrew]

Heh heh heh...what do you want to see drawn from one of my stories Machias?

[Machias Banshee]

Splinter in a towel on... :goofygri: I'm considering drawing this myself, actually....As well as the one with him in bed... :embarass:

[kyabetsu]

(chanting in the background)
LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE!LAP DANCE! :lol:


april blocked the view on that remember? :wink: :P

[Machias Banshee]

*bambi look*
Uh...Not me...

[terran631]

Turtle Tuckus??? Is that your next art project kya? :)

[kyabetsu]

naw not yet... I've a certain pimp-ette i promised to draw... and besides, I'm personally inclined to see "Cesear D" getting a royal appraisal... lol or Leo's LAP DANCE.... cackle. cackle.

but turtle-tuckus might be in the que...

[Skeletoncrew]

Someone seems to want to draw a lapdance! Leo's or Splinter's?

Okay, its up! I don't have a link on my site yet, but you can see what I was originally planning at http://skeletoncrewsvault.homestead.com/files/deleted1.htm

[terran631]

:lol: :lol: I don't even want to know why Raph had that magazine!!

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, as I see it there are two kinds of porn: The sexy arousing kind, and the "Ewww gross!" kind. Most guys I know will look at both. Heck, so will I depending on what it is.

[kyabetsu]

amen. I must confess that the more morbidly intriguing, the more likely I am to look. (shrug) sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.... for instance "FLesh Gordon" was a riot. while "Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell" was a severe disappointment.

:P

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: I read while some a friend was here, and he thought i'd lost it! :lol: oh Geez, poor Splinter and his innocent mind...


*Reads Kya's post* Huh?!

[kyabetsu]

huh?!
and you wanna be a pimp...

[Skeletoncrew]

Ahhh..."Flesh Gordon" is a RIOT! I loved that big monster at the end and his smooth talking voice!

Okay, I'm looking for another opinion. On my Ossifiles site, I've started writing it from two POVs. I've used two different colors to differentiate between them. Should I also use a different font? Or should I just remind people on every page that I'm blue and Roger is purple?

[Machias Banshee]

I'm sorry, i've lived a very sheltered life!!! *curls up into ball on the floor*

[kyabetsu]

this is the TOWER OF MURDER. I like to hang out here.


hee hee...
i think two fonts would be cool.

uh. hery sheltered huh?

[Machias Banshee]

:tgrumble: stupid typos... VERY sheltered life...! I've never even heard of some of these movies...

[kyabetsu]

what LA Blue girl? or "NBIDH" or Flesh G .... Cause I KNOW they mention "chicks w/ ..." in CLERKS and NO BODY should be so sheltered that they've never seen CLERKS...

[Machias Banshee]

*shakes her head* Nope, none of them....

[Skeletoncrew]

"Flesh Gordon" is a fairly soft porno take-off of "Flash Gordon". Its got cheesy stop motion monsters!

[Machias Banshee]

I can imagine...whats the nymphograboids in Dinosaur Hell?

[kyabetsu]

OK HOMEWORK FROM KYABETSU FOR YOUR VACATION:

rent and watch CLERKS.
be able to explain the signifigance of "37!?" by the end of the week.

extra credit: Flesh Gordon. be able to name your favorite weapon... (I"m partial to the 'Power Pasties' myself...)

[Machias Banshee]

Cant...no movie rentals for 150 miles... *bambi look* 37?!

[kyabetsu]

where the <beep> are you? other than 150 miles from civilization?... Even VATICAN CITY has video stores... damn girl.

[Machias Banshee]

Downeast Maine! :D :lol:

[Skeletoncrew]

CLERKS rocks! "Cute cat, what's his name?" "Annoying customer."

BTW Kyabetsu, should you decide to draw Leo's lap dance, I was envisioning David Bowie's bass guitarist when I created the stripper "Gail". Yeah, I wasn't very creative when I came up with the name, but I think Gail Ann Dorsey is adorable! http://www.bowiewonderworld.com/images/photos/90s/Party02.jpg That's the best pic I could find of her at the moment.

[kyabetsu]

okee dokee...

got it saved to my hard drive for future reference. yeah I was kinda thinkin a black version of Robert Palmer's triplet guitarists...

hee hee the trick'll be getting LEO"S face and posture right...
I'm psyched.

:lol:

[HorseTechie]

Well, as I see it there are two kinds of porn: The sexy arousing kind, and the "Ewww gross!" kind. Most guys I know will look at both. Heck, so will I depending on what it is.
*snigger* *looks left n right* Yes... and I can't ever look at a plunger handle the same way again. Totally sick seeing what this anorixic chic could do with it.... (the things my hubby finds in the bargain bin)

[kyabetsu]

lol... machias... I'm IIIIINNNNKKKKINNNNGGG your PIMP picture... what color coat should a blue/purple pimplette lizard woman have if she's got a blue turtle in a red bunny suit in her arms?

:lol:
(Beavis and Butthead voice) ....these are the myssth-stir-rees....

[Machias Banshee]

Fur...... :evilgrin: White Bengal. :D

[kyabetsu]

sigfreud and roy are mad at you.

and no. not one a white background. i'll wing it. :P
goodnight.

[Skeletoncrew]

So Pimpette Machias, what's the charge for an hour with Azure? :lol:

[kyabetsu]

I don't know what her prices are, but in the drawing, I've got 'im labelled as the "BLue Plate" Special :P :wink: :P :wink: :P :wink: :P :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*sets down her non-alcoholic mudslide and cicarette*
Hmmm, well, to be really sure, I'll have to do a quality control check on the merchandise to give an accurate scoring... :evilgrin:



uh...Heh, I've never even SEEN a martini before....

[kyabetsu]

excuse me, oh sheltered-Pimpette... could you even make a Martini? Much less LEGALLY DRINK a Martini in the US?

[terran631]

:lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*sees Terran laugh, and pouts* Hmph...*takes a drink of her 'mudslide' *

[terran631]

Kahlua, ice cream and chocolate....and I was laughing at the idea of a sheltered pimpette

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, kinda oxymoronic, isnt it? :lol:

[terran631]

Kind of like a virgin hooker.....or a mellow Kya....or a well behaved Machias :)

[Machias Banshee]

Hey! :P Or a nice Terran...? :evilgrin: Nah, just kiddin....Hmm, I dont know what he's/your planning, but i'm sensing Severe impending doom for me and Mike....

[terran631]

:lol: Nah, just a warning. Hey!! You were supposed to take Splinter for this!!!!!

[Machias Banshee]

Oops....got caught up in the moment...*flees*

[kyabetsu]

HEY, HEY hey...!!!

I can too be mellow.


It involve sedatives.
:P

[Machias Banshee]

*FANFARE*
:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
I am pleased to announce, that after much hard work...and a little encouragement *glares at Terran*
:D :D :D :D :D

I have finally updated NO PLACE TO CALL HOME
:tparty: :tparty: :tparty: :tparty: :tparty:


http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=759274&chapter=3

[terran631]

What? Why do I get glared at?? :tangel:

[Machias Banshee]

Cuz YOU AND SPLINTER are always brandishing your canes or whatnot!!! :P

[terran631]

*shaving cream can appears out of nowhere and terran sprays Machias with it* That better? Hey, at least I didn't beat you with it like you wanted to do to someone. *disappears*

[Machias Banshee]

*wipes SC fro her face*
Oh, that's--WHAT?! I didnt want to do that to ANYONE!!! *goes after Terran with can of orange colored hairspray*

[Kali]

*snickers* Hey, that was a good chapter Machias! I see the love of writing cliffhangers seems to be spreading.

I finally got around to re-uploading PDWN on FF.net under an R rating. Would you believe that they wouldn't let me do any editing to that story while it was NC-17? I couldn't do anything except remove it and start over.

[Machias Banshee]

Thanks... :D No threats yet....

Man, that bites! so you lost all your reviews i take it? :(

[Kali]

On FF.net, yes. But I thought ahead and saved them all on my computer before I took the story down. Now I just gotta wait for the new reviews.