What if Casey Jones is black in the sequel? - Page 19

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 03:50 PM

So long as Fisto's involved, it's can't-miss.

*plastroncafe* · 08-21-2014, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

So long as Fisto's involved, it's can't-miss.

Well we hope.

arkangel · 08-21-2014, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

So long as Fisto's involved, it's can't-miss.

Just when I think I'm at my most depraved, I bow to the Master..

arkangel · 08-21-2014, 05:00 PM

360 posts and growing...
Nothing grows like a Cubed thread. It's like fungus..
We've also added a good helping of ground in dirt to give it some staying power.

Getting back to the OP's question..
It's easier to make white into black, then black into white.....
Boom, done. Thread dies..

*pennydreadful* · 08-21-2014, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

That'd be neat. My high school band was called "Unwanted Erection".

........We, uh, actually didn't get much farther than picking the name... BUT, we unanimously decided that it was a really awesome name. I wrote some lyrics for a song about pissing in the shower drain when you're staying over at someone else's house and the guilt/shame that go along with it, but we never actually set it to music.

So... I guess we kinda would've been sorta like Bloodhound Gang, maybe?

People actually feel guilty about that? Boy, do I feel like a psychopath now...

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Originally Posted by plastroncafe

And all while looking like they're from a Leather Daddy planet.
Yeah...sign me up.

I prefer to think of He-man's homoeroticism as a good thing, working to subvert the hetero-patriarchy from within. Between Fisto, Extendar and Ram-man... and then there was the episode "Fisto's Forest", which I don't think I need to say anything about.

I love MoTU for many reasons, one of which is the fact that it's the gayest thing I've ever seen masquerading as something straight. It's brilliant.

Then you've got She-ra, the sister series which is completely awesome because it has tons of female characters in it, most of whom are kick-ass warriors, working together to lead the rebellion (all while passing the Bechdel test), thus inspiring a young PennyDreadful to realize that women can be a force for positive social change and putting her on the path of one day growing up to become an annoying SJW in the Technodrome forums.

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pennydreadful

I love MoTU for many reasons, one of which is the fact that it's the gayest thing I've ever seen masquerading as something straight. It's brilliant.

Just Bow. Just Bow. And he's fooling no one.

*Xav* · 08-21-2014, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

He-Man needed more video games. I heard the GBA one was crummy (never played it) and the PS2 one that only released in Europe was apparently pretty sh*tty too. How do you screw up He-Man? I don't get it.

That's pretty neat, I wouldn't want that to be THE game, but it'd be better than nothing, I guess.

Well the IOS game is supposed to be pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G_8a8euAUU

Leolead · 08-21-2014, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Commenter 42

Why would you say this? How old are you?
He-Man is absolutely a bad ass. Dude has a page boy haircut of bright yellow, wears wool underwear that he keeps up with a steel belt, and rides a giant talking tiger. And he makes it all look cool.

That's bad ass. Also the sky and plant life of Eternia is on giant psychedelic head trip.

But clearly you're trolling now. And I thought we were getting along so nicely.

No troll here

Why would I say this? maybe because it's my opinion? sorry but I've always found He-man/Masters of the Universe lame as hell (the 80s version anyways) it's just my opinion

I'm 15, but if you looked at my profile you'd know that

arkangel · 08-21-2014, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Leolead

No troll here

Why would I say this? maybe because it's my opinion? sorry but I've always found He-man/Masters of the Universe lame as hell (the 80s version anyways) it's just my opinion

I'm 15, but if you looked at my profile you'd know that

Did it just get real quiet-like in here...? aaawwwwwkwaaarrrd....

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2014, 08:55 PM

It's because every time anyone says they don't like He-Man, a unicorn curls up in a ball and cries itself to death.

Great job killing unicorns, kid. They're endangered. It's like you don't even care!!!

Leolead · 08-21-2014, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

It's because every time anyone says they don't like He-Man, a unicorn curls up in a ball and cries itself to death.

Great job killing unicorns, kid. They're endangered. It's like you don't even care!!!

Good idea!

you've made me very sad! ( really)

*pennydreadful* · 08-21-2014, 10:56 PM

Unicorn conservation should be the highest priority of every citizen!!! If that sh*t ain't written into the Constitution... it should be.

Spoiler:

The Vernon · 08-22-2014, 02:08 AM

No, I do not think the world is ready for a black Casey Jones. I don't think we'll ever be ready for a black African character. What if any of the other characters were black? What then? What if Shredder was black? You would think... holy cra-- that would be totally crazy. What if Leatherhead was black? What then?

What if Krang was black? Yeah, I know right? What if there was a big black brain with blue veins? That would just stand out.

Black people are the reason we are here right now - they are our descendants. I remember watching some kind of documentary about we all came from Ethiopia. Africa is a very, very hot place and like, duh, of course we would of got a very dark, dark tan there over thousands and thousands of years.

Any white man forever in the sun will inevitably turn black. But that's only a theory of mine. I haven't tested it out yet though. Well, actually I have tested it... but I forgot the actual percentage of how black I got and I couldn't calculate the results precisely. My solar powered calculator was malfunctioning for some reason. Maybe it was an overload of solar energy. But who knows? Maybe it was aliens? Maybe it was The Kraang.

But I believe if you put the KKK in the desert at 90+ degree fahrenheit sun for 1000 years, their own race of stupid will annihilate themselves.

~~fridaynightdestination~~ · 08-22-2014, 12:57 PM

Well, I'd prefer he be white because he always has been, and if they made him black I'd be like "Um, ok, I guess Casey Jones is black now" But I wouldn't let it ruin the movie for me though. I bet half the people on this forum would be like BOYCOTT THIS MOVIE if they did it, no offense.

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 08-22-2014, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fridaynightdestination

I bet half the people on this forum would be like BOYCOTT THIS MOVIE if they did it, no offense.

Nah, you're probably right.

~~Commenter 42~~ · 08-22-2014, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

...

Well...now that this thread has returned to the the land of the stupid;

time to derail it again, because no.

Let's talk about what would happen if they used REAL cats to make...
Kitten Voltron!

I wonder how they'd be attached...

*snake* · 08-22-2014, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Commenter 42

Well...now that this thread has returned to the the land of the stupid;

time to derail it again, because no.

Let's talk about what would happen if they used REAL cats to make...
Kitten Voltron!

I wonder how they'd be attached...

http://i.imgur.com/wOzsl7F.jpg

Is the head like, one cat with a cat hood over it or two cats?

~~Commenter 42~~ · 08-22-2014, 03:05 PM

Looks like a cat hug, I think.

i'm glad you're taking this as seriously as I am. Very important business to discuss here.

~~Leo656~~ · 08-23-2014, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Commenter 42

Well...now that this thread has returned to the the land of the stupid;

time to derail it again, because no.

Let's talk about what would happen if they used REAL cats to make...
Kitten Voltron!

I wonder how they'd be attached...

http://i.imgur.com/wOzsl7F.jpg

*DarkFell* · 08-23-2014, 06:59 AM

Thanks for the laugh Commenter 42. A cat Voltron image is what I needed to wake up this morning.

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08-21-2014, 03:50 PM	#361
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	So long as Fisto's involved, it's can't-miss.

08-21-2014, 05:00 PM	#364
arkangel Hench Mutant Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 444	360 posts and growing... Nothing grows like a Cubed thread. It's like fungus.. We've also added a good helping of ground in dirt to give it some staying power. Getting back to the OP's question.. It's easier to make white into black, then black into white..... Boom, done. Thread dies..

08-21-2014, 08:55 PM	#370
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	It's because every time anyone says they don't like He-Man, a unicorn curls up in a ball and cries itself to death. Great job killing unicorns, kid. They're endangered. It's like you don't even care!!!

08-22-2014, 02:08 AM	#373
The Vernon Random Punk Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 32	No, I do not think the world is ready for a black Casey Jones. I don't think we'll ever be ready for a black African character. What if any of the other characters were black? What then? What if Shredder was black? You would think... holy cra-- that would be totally crazy. What if Leatherhead was black? What then? What if Krang was black? Yeah, I know right? What if there was a big black brain with blue veins? That would just stand out. Black people are the reason we are here right now - they are our descendants. I remember watching some kind of documentary about we all came from Ethiopia. Africa is a very, very hot place and like, duh, of course we would of got a very dark, dark tan there over thousands and thousands of years. Any white man forever in the sun will inevitably turn black. But that's only a theory of mine. I haven't tested it out yet though. Well, actually I have tested it... but I forgot the actual percentage of how black I got and I couldn't calculate the results precisely. My solar powered calculator was malfunctioning for some reason. Maybe it was an overload of solar energy. But who knows? Maybe it was aliens? Maybe it was The Kraang. But I believe if you put the KKK in the desert at 90+ degree fahrenheit sun for 1000 years, their own race of stupid will annihilate themselves.

08-22-2014, 12:57 PM	#374
~~fridaynightdestination~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Michigan Posts: 553	Well, I'd prefer he be white because he always has been, and if they made him black I'd be like "Um, ok, I guess Casey Jones is black now" But I wouldn't let it ruin the movie for me though. I bet half the people on this forum would be like BOYCOTT THIS MOVIE if they did it, no offense.

08-22-2014, 03:05 PM	#378
~~Commenter 42~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,954	Looks like a cat hug, I think. i'm glad you're taking this as seriously as I am. Very important business to discuss here.