Star Wars: Episode IX

~~Leo656~~ · 12-20-2019, 02:43 AM

I swear it wasn't even that long ago that a bunch of articles came out stating that one of the newer comics or novels definitively stated that Palpatine manipulated the Midichlorians to impregnate Shmi with Anakin. This was indeed Lucas's original intention (as Palpatine's speech to Anakin at The Sperm Opera in Ep. III not-so-subtly hints at for the benefit of the viewer) but he never got to flesh it out. But as far as I know, Disney made it "official canon" less than a year ago.

As to whether that means Anakin's bloodline has anything in common with Rey's... I kinda don't think so. He's Anakin's "father" in the sense that "God" is everyone's "father" but I don't think the Skywalker bloodline has any actual Palpatine DNA in it. Whereas Rey is his direct biological descendant, apparently, which means EWW, this toad-lookin' mu'fukka got his dick wet at some point and now I gotta think about it. WHAT THE HELL, Star Wars?!

12-20-2019, 02:43 AM	#11
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I swear it wasn't even that long ago that a bunch of articles came out stating that one of the newer comics or novels definitively stated that Palpatine manipulated the Midichlorians to impregnate Shmi with Anakin. This was indeed Lucas's original intention (as Palpatine's speech to Anakin at The Sperm Opera in Ep. III not-so-subtly hints at for the benefit of the viewer) but he never got to flesh it out. But as far as I know, Disney made it "official canon" less than a year ago. As to whether that means Anakin's bloodline has anything in common with Rey's... I kinda don't think so. He's Anakin's "father" in the sense that "God" is everyone's "father" but I don't think the Skywalker bloodline has any actual Palpatine DNA in it. Whereas Rey is his direct biological descendant, apparently, which means EWW, this toad-lookin' mu'fukka got his dick wet at some point and now I gotta think about it. WHAT THE HELL, Star Wars?!